{"product_id":"red-dwarf-titan","title":"Red Dwarf: Titan","description":"Condition: BRAND NEW\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781399644402\u003cbr\u003eFormat: Trade paperback (UK)\u003cbr\u003eYear: 2026\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Orion\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDescription:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBefore the beginning...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Saturnian moon Titan, and the bulk of the crew is heading down for their shore leave plans: A strangely reluctant hen party; a relaxing cheaty golfing break; a terminally-boring cultural Odessey; a marathon drinking and fighting binge; a stomach-challenging culinary beanfeast and an invigoratingly violent tour of Shore Patrol . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMenial chicken soup machine repairmen Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer have slightly less noble ambitions.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRimmer is in search of some illicit exam-cheating tech, to land a much-lusted-for promotion, and Lister plans to acquire a cat to smuggle back on board as part of a nefarious scheme to return to Earth. Mainly they just want to get as far away from each other as possible. However, their objectives are scuppered when they receive a cryptic message . . . from the future.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe two feuding crewmen are catapulted into a breakneck race to save not only this, but every other Reality.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAlong the way, they'll find themselves united again, for the first time, with some new, but somehow old friends, as they embark on a labyrinthian quest through the seediest, most dangerous underbelly of humankind's furthest outpost, where lurk bizarre off-worldly dangers and one mysterious hidden nemesis with an obscure, yet clearly lethal agenda.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eSo strap yourself into your Holly Hop Drive, and set your bazookoids to \"thrill\" - the Dwarfers are taking on TITAN.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e'Don't tell my mother I died with my arm up a gorilla's bottom.'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e'But sir - it will be on the death ce\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"ALLIANCE DIST - SF","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":41860231823493,"sku":"PR435283","price":43.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0562\/0213\/3637\/files\/image_TTGCK8ETR0UI.jpg?v=1789121610","url":"https:\/\/smartfoxbooks.com.au\/products\/red-dwarf-titan","provider":"Smartfox Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}