{"product_id":"pooems","title":"Pooems","description":"Condition: BRAND NEW\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781444977189\u003cbr\u003eYear: 2026\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Hachette Children's Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDescription:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eEveryone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning \u003ci\u003eOi Frog!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhen gorillas are full of bananas\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThey don't just go to the loo.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThey swing from their nest,\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThey beat on their chest,\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnd they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet?\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFind out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (\u003ci\u003eOi Frog!\u003c\/i\u003e) and David Tazzyman (\u003ci\u003eYou Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus\u003c\/i\u003e). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!","brand":"ALLIANCE DIST - SF","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":41858736717957,"sku":"PR431640","price":21.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0562\/0213\/3637\/files\/image_TTG1VJRBMNS1.jpg?v=1789091464","url":"https:\/\/smartfoxbooks.com.au\/products\/pooems","provider":"Smartfox Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}